Did you ever show up, all cutie-fied, on time, ready for action... and nobody else was there?
I went to work yesterday, AND NO ONE WAS THERE!
The building was locked. The parking lot was empty. Where is everybody?
I came home, checked the email in-box, checked the messages on both phones, triple read the calendar, quadruple read the school calendar. Nada.
I can't decide if it was an episode of Candid Camera or The Twilight Zone.
I want to ask somebody if there was a memo I missed. Also, I can't decide who to ask so as not to look like a complete idiot.